Saturday, July 16, 2011

Is the "ceiling cat" dead? What about that flying spaghetti thing?

There was a cat on my ceiling and, well, I'm allergic to cats. I didn't want to touch him because it would make me break out and sneeze. So I grabbed a shotgun and blew his brains out, all over the place. Then some dude was like "dude! you just killed ceiling cat!" Then I grabbed a plate of spaghetti and it started to levitate as I sat it on the table. I grabbed my oxy settling torch and lit it up because I didn't know what to do! Did I just kill both of these deities that people made up?

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